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I probably should've moved out to a cheaper place a long time ago.  That might've saved me a lot of sanity points, at least in terms of dealing with this crappy spot I got holed into.  Right now, I've got this spot near the Tokyo Midtown, behind the Ritz Carlton.  Most people comment to me, "Oooh!  Such a nice place!"  My reply is: it's a piece of shit.

I really shouldn't have grabbed a spot in Roppongi of all places.  The place is a filthy mess and my only rationale for choosing it was the proximity to my old office (as well as TBS).  However, my place has brought me a lot of grief, namely that it's far too small, noisy and just nasty.  Tonight another friggin' HUGE cockroach ran across the wall.  So nasty!  I have no idea where these goddamn things come from.  Down the street is a Chinese restaurant and my Japanese friends and coworkers often say that's one main source of the problem.

Another issue is living on the second floor.  It's just too close to the ground, allowing these buggers to easily climb up and enter.  Even outside during the summer, you can spot these suckers scurrying around the walk ways.  Then this morning I found a friggin' sleeping on my balcony of all places!  I have no idea how the son of a bitch got there.  There's this stupid overgrown tree that looks barely strong enough to hold the fat orange bastard, but I guess the thing managed to sneak aboard that way.  No wonder I've been itching lately and finding all these tick bites on my body.

This place is supposedly a designer mansion, with the center section cut out.  However, I think the person who designed this should be sent back to kindergarten because it's a shoddy design with no practicality.

Some people might feel that the closeness to all these major subways is a huge convenience.  Sure, but I have to walk quite far or uphill to reach most of the subways.  And all the dog owners around here....it's so disgusting with all the poop lying around.  I really want to grab the owners faces and shove it into the poop.

I can't wait to get out of this hell hole.  I really wish I had been smarter and took a pre-furnished place in Ginza instead.  Moving out would've been far easier.  I should've learned from my first time here.  Goddamn it!